Kiedaisch Point Ohio
As you should. It's not every day you capture two people in the distance poking their nuts. I bet they had no idea what was even happening. Because I can assure you that if I knew a camera was watching me my hands would be above my head like "Hey copper, I didn't do shit." Either that or I would race up the tree like a fucking cat and hiss at everyone. Unless that person was armed, then I would have about a 3% chance of defending myself. Words are not stronger than weapons, especially when they are at such close range. But thankfully I have never been in this position before. Nothing to worry about.
This reminds me of the time when I was 14 and my cousin Jake was chasing me in this field. There were more than two trees, however, and it wasn't as foggy out. And there definitely weren't two creepy men standing in the distance with their hands in their pockets poking their nuts. I would know for a fact that there was nobody around. This is like you got inside my head and photoshopped two guys poking themselves and add a little fog in the background. What's next? A bridge shot with a horse waiting at the end? Be safe knowing I don't have any memories of that. I'm really not a horse aficionado like some of my family. I just don't dream of horses. I just don't.